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Things you'll never hear a man say
Here honey, you use the remote.
You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just like to be held.
We never talk anymore.
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Things you'll never hear a woman say
Ohh, this diamond is way too big!
And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being
"just friends".
Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out
how to get there.
I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer
dress.
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